Well, that's not exactly the headline, but it might as well be.
This quote kllls me the most:
"We've got the best baseball people. The Red Sox obviously have some good baseball people, as well, but we've got great baseball people, including some of the guys responsible for the team in the late '90s, one of the greatest teams ever.
Hi. Welcome to the new millenium. Now STFU. And PS, we have "some good" baseball people? Gosh, really? I'm surprised you noticed.