Oh, awesome. You all don't understand: I grew up reading this paper. Not only that, I drew editorial cartoons for their Under-20 page. This? Is awesome. And this, if you only knew, is so far beyond awesome I don't have a word for it: "Red Sox Nation hits Woodland"
Seriously. You have no idea how comical this is. I mean, I've been to Woodland...there's a reason no-one's ever heard of it.