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16. & Ceiling Cat sed 2 teh man, ov every tree in teh garden iz ok u eatz:
17. But of teh tree of teh knowledge of gud & evil, you not eatz cuz wen u eatz taht tree i 4 sure mek u ded. srsly.
18. & Ceiling Cat said, teh man is alone & dat iz bad; he needz frendz so i will maek him a good help fo him. (i iz good at stuff liek that. srsly. & it will keepz him outta trubble.)
19. & out of teh ground Ceiling Cat madez all teh aminals on teh urth & in teh see, & all teh birds up in sky (& sum liek ostridges who cudnt flyz, just 4 fun). (Ceiling Cat is raely good at makingz mud pies. srsly.) & brought them unto teh man 2 c what he would call them: & what teh man called every living aminal, dat was its naim. (if they didnt like it, tuff tamales, they wuz stuck wif it.)
20. & teh man gave names 2 all teh aminals, & 2 teh burdies of sky (& to teh onez who cudnt flyz & teh aminals in teh see, so they wudnt feel left out), & to every aminal in teh field; but for man wuznt no good helper fo him, not even ne1 to talk 2 in chatroom.
21. & Ceiling Cat caused a deep sleep to fall upon teh man, & he slept; & he took 1 of his ribs, cuz it has a flavor.