"Lena Blackburne Baseball Rubbing Mud from the Delaware River!" (Several inane minutes of patter about...mud in a tub, basically) "Can we get a close-up on this?"
Um...how about we get a shot of, oh, I don't know...the game? I mean, when Don and Remy do it, it's funny. When you do it, it's just annoying.
ETA: Hey Fox? You can show the target in the Green Monster seats, however, any damn time you feel like it.