August 2nd, 2005


When meanings collide

President Bush said Monday he believes schools should discuss "intelligent design" alongside evolution when teaching students about the creation of life.

Oh. See, at first when I saw that headline I thought that was a cool idea, and something surprisingly advanced for him to want taught in schools...Because when I read "Intelligent Design," I thought they meant like, Japanese furniture with built-in cup holders and those bags with holes in them for headphones and the Mighty Mouse, that sort of thing.

I like my version better.
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