As best I can recall, this panel says:
The new name in gangsters is AJ Pierzynski!
Despite the name, he's not the Russian Mafia
This word: 비인스키 = Pierzynski (Pee-uh-een-suh-kee)
These words: 러 시 아 마 피 아 = Russian Mafia (Raw-see-ah Mah-fee-ah)
Best. Class. EVAR.